👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadFriday, August 28, 2026
I was trying to help your mom put together this new bookshelf she bought online. The instructions were really complicated, and it had about a million little pieces.
After an hour of struggling, she threw her hands up and said, 'I just can't make sense of it!' I said, 'Well, honey, sometimes you just have to *shelf* your frustrations for a bit and try again!'
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I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'
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