Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because we're always mixing relatives and politics

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Why was the Thanksgiving meal always so well-respected?

Because it had so much gravy-tas.