Why did the turkey get kicked out of the library?

He kept gobbling!

Before I carve this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

...I think we've all been *gravy-tating* towards this moment all day!

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.