Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!

Why did the cranberry sauce need a therapist?

It had too many jelly issues.

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!