Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

I've got a fowl feeling about this meal

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!