Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

It's about an hour after dinner, when everyone's successfully entered their food coma.

Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

Because it was always jam-packed with advice

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!