Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.