Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want to remind you...

I'm the *meat-er* of ceremonies around here!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

It's the one time of year where we gather around the table and pretend to like each other's cooking.

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!