As I pick up this carving knife to tackle our Thanksgiving turkey...

...I just hope I don't wing it too much!

Why was the cranberry sauce so good at problem-solving?

Because it always had a 'cran-do' attitude!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Why did the cranberry sauce get disqualified from the talent show?

It just couldn't jell with the judges.