Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!