At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking