My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

I've got a fowl feeling about this meal

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.