๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Turkey TalkFriday, June 12, 2026
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
More Thanksgiving Jokes
My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.
Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.
In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.
The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.
Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...
...fowl play.
In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game
it's watching my aunt and uncle try to use Snapchat to send a group photo
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