Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season