My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.

My company scheduled a mandatory 'brainstorming session' on improving work-life balance.

I was too burnt out to even show up to a meeting about having more time.

My therapist told me I need to be more present.

So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.

I'm not doing a side hustle.

I'm doing a side *struggle*.