Why did the zombie go to the prom?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

What did the candy say when it got old?

I'm all wrapped up in the past