Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.

I'm trying to start a career in beekeeping, but it's a hive of activity

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.