Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my kids we were going to a grape concert tonight

They weren't amused, but I thought it was a crushing success

So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.