๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Clever & Clean-ishWednesday, April 1, 2026
I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class
Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend
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I've been seeing a professional pastry chef, and she's been instructing me on the art of filling and decorating delicate pastries.
Now I'm able to rise to the occasion and give her a satisfying finish.
I've been taking private lessons from a professional florist, and she's been teaching me about the art of pruning and arranging the perfect bouquet.
Now I'm really good at handling the stems and getting to the root of the problem.
I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.
Now I'm a model, but only in the classical sense โ I'm only good for a few positions.
My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.
I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.
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