My girlfriend told me she really wanted me to listen to her and pay attention to her every need in bed.

So I got down on my knees and just waited for her to tell me what to do.

My new riding instructor is very particular. She says the key to a good performance is a firm grip, finding your rhythm, and really working your hips into the saddle.

She had me going up and down for what felt like hours until I was completely exhausted, but when I finally finished, I felt utterly satisfied.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to make her 'scream my name' in bed.

I said, 'Okay, but only if you promise to learn it first.'

My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.

He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.