I matched with a girl on Tinder who said she was 'fluid' in her sexuality.

I thought, great, someone who finally understands my problem with premature ejaculation.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the art of precision and follow-through.

But honestly, it's all about finding the right target and hitting it repeatedly until you finally get a bullseye.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance

I've been dating a girl who's a professional librarian, and she's always trying to get me to check out her catalog and see if we have a good connection.