๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerTuesday, June 16, 2026
My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie
it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess
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I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?
It had a little fowl cough!
In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner
We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?
You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.
The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.
It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.
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