The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!