In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking