I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!