🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerSunday, May 31, 2026
Our family's Thanksgiving dinner seating chart isn't about politeness or proximity to the food.
It's a strategic battlefield plan to minimize exposure to Uncle Steve's political theories and Aunt Carol's 'When are you getting married?' interrogation.
More Thanksgiving Jokes
I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?
It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...
...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
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