Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

He was afraid he'd just wing it.