My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.

I've been dating a professional upholsterer, and she's been teaching me how to reupholster our love life.

Now we're stitching together a strong relationship, one layer at a time, and it's getting deeper with every seam.

I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.