What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.

My girlfriend asked if I could help her with her new air mattress.

She said she needed me to really 'pump it up' to make sure it was firm enough for us tonight.

My girlfriend asked me to fix a really stubborn clog in the shower last night. I had to get down on my knees, work it hard and deep with a long, flexible rod, and really thrust it in until it finally came loose.

The drain's running perfectly now, but I think I pulled a muscle.