I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.