So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we noticed that the barista was having a hard time keeping up with all the orders. She was moving around quickly, but still seemed a bit frazzled. I asked her if she was feeling a little

buzzed

I was helping your mom fold laundry the other day, and I noticed this one sock that had lost its partner. It just sat there, all by itself in the basket.

I guess it was feeling a bit sock-lonely.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.