I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.

He was the core of the operation.

Your mom asked me to whip up some eggs for breakfast this morning, but I couldn't find the whisk anywhere. I looked in every drawer and cupboard, but it was nowhere to be seen.

I guess you could say I was at my *wits* end.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised