So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

I told my wife I was going to make a belt out of bread dough.

She said, "That's a waist of good bread!"

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!