In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!