I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a judgment-free zone

but somehow my aunt always manages to fit in a critique of my life choices between the mashed potatoes and the green beans

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!