In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want you all to know...

...I've been *winging* it my whole life, so this should be no different!

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.