My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

Why did the turkey refuse to play video games this Thanksgiving?

Because it already had enough drumsticks!

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.