Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!