My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Before I carve into this beautiful bird, I considered telling a joke about undercooked turkey...

...but I decided it wasn't quite *done* yet.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.