In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.