Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

Thanksgiving at our house is less of a dinner and more of an annual family interrogation.

By dessert, I've usually confessed all my life choices and committed to a new career path.

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking