What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea