For Father's Day, I told my dad I was feeling generous and wanted to buy him something extravagant.

He looked at me and said, "Hi generous, I'm dad!"

For Father's Day, I wanted to give my dad a gift that perfectly captured his grill-master status and his knack for puns.

So I got him a new spatula, and he immediately flipped a burger and declared, 'This party is really *flippin'* awesome!'

We got my dad a really thoughtful tech gadget for Father's Day, thinking he'd love it.

He just nodded, said 'Thanks,' and then spent the next three hours 'calibrating' the exact perfect height on his lawnmower.

I got my dad a personalized weather station for Father's Day, thinking it would satisfy his obsession with forecasting the weather.

Now he just complains that the actual weather isn't following his forecast.