Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Friday, June 19, 2026

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? The.

The who? The door, silly! You just opened it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Homer.

Homer who? Homer-ly, who could resist a classic like this? It's an *epic* pun, don't you think?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock

knock. Who's there? *sigh* Never mind.

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