Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Friday, June 19, 2026

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Byte.

Byte who? I'm having a little trouble processing your question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Noah.

Noah who? Noah body's home, I'm ark-ing around for someone to let me in.

Knock knock. Who's there? A philosophical question.

A philosophical question who? If a joke falls flat in the forest, and no one laughs, was it ever funny?

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis

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