Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for ...

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for the pizza.

It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for the pizza who? Seriously, it's just Kevin. You ordered a pepperoni, right?

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No one who? Exactly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Wire.

Wire who? Wire you not opening the door?

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