✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistWednesday, September 2, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for the pizza.
It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for the pizza who? Seriously, it's just Kevin. You ordered a pepperoni, right?
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Next.
Next who? Next time, just open the door, this isn't a surprise party.
Knock knock. Who's there? Sew
Sew who? Sew glad you asked, it's a tailor-made joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.
Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.
Canoe who? Canoe believe how many puns I can *canoe-dle* into one joke? I'm practically a *canoe-isseur* of wordplay!
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