I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!

I've been trying to organize my spice rack...

It's taking a lot of my thyme.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a person building an enormous sandcastle with towers and a moat. The kids were fascinated by the details and started asking the builder about their design process. I asked the person how they managed to make their castle so sturdy, and they said

it was a grain of experience

I took my mushroom to the party because

he was a fun-gi