Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!

What's Santa's biggest challenge during peak season?

Managing his wrapper's block.

What's a Christmas light's favorite sport?

Circuit training.

Why did the Christmas caroling group always skip the 'figgy pudding' verse?

They couldn't agree on whether it was gluten-free or not.