๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorSunday, June 21, 2026
I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission
like saying 'honey, can I watch the game?' when what I really mean is 'can I ignore you for three hours?'
More Wedding Jokes
We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that โ a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
We showed our wedding budget to our families
and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination
My wife and I share a bathroom, and after all these years, I've finally figured out her beauty routine.
It involves 27 different bottles and precisely 3 square inches of counter space for my toothbrush.
My wife and I have a flawless system for deciding what to watch on TV.
I suggest five shows, she vetoes them all, and then we watch whatever she was already planning to watch.
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