They say marriage is about learning to share.

Mainly, sharing the TV remote with someone who thinks 'channel surfing' for 20 minutes is a legitimate viewing strategy.

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

When you're single, you dream about all the exciting adventures you'll have with your partner.

And then you get married, and suddenly 'exciting adventures' means successfully navigating the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon without forgetting the milk.