I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

We showed our wedding budget to our parents and asked for their input

Now we're having a wedding and buying them a house

I've been married for a few years now, and I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms, and not just because of the toilet paper roll thing.

We wanted a small, intimate wedding.

Then we tried to trim the guest list and realized our definition of 'immediate family' included second cousins twice removed and everyone we'd ever met in line for coffee.