๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningMonday, May 25, 2026
We showed our wedding budget to our families
and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination
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I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be, and they told me it was love at first sight.
Which is great, because now they'll have the rest of their lives to get to know each other.
Dating, I've always thought, is a lot like an audition. You're bringing your A-game, showing off your best qualities, and hoping for a callback.
Marriage, on the other hand, is when you get the part, but quickly discover you're now also the director, costume designer, and chief caterer for the rest of the run.
We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.
Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.
They say marriage is a grand adventure, a journey of two souls discovering the world together.
And much like any well-planned road trip, I'm sure there will be moments where you question the GPS, argue over the snack budget, and occasionally wonder if you locked the back door before you left.
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