๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorFriday, June 5, 2026
My wife and I have a flawless system for deciding what to watch on TV.
I suggest five shows, she vetoes them all, and then we watch whatever she was already planning to watch.
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I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.
He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.
Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.
Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.
My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.
We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.
We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that โ a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
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