My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.

I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'

So I was wrestling with my computer all morning, trying to get it to work properly. It kept freezing up and being incredibly slow, really testing my patience.

I finally decided to just give it a *byte* of my mind.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.