๐จ Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, May 27, 2026
I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.
He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'
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the pick of the bunch
So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking
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