I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all o...

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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

AI-generated illustration for dad joke: I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'

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