My family's Thanksgiving dinner isn't just a meal...

...it's an endurance sport, and the goal is to reach the couch for a nap before Uncle Steve starts his annual vacation slideshow.

What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?

Well-bread.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!