I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want to remind you...

I'm the *meat-er* of ceremonies around here!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is always a time for reflection

on who ate the last roll and who's going to do the dishes