Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Why does this magnificent turkey have such an incredible pull on everyone at the table?

Because it has amazing *gravy-ty*!