My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!