Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Why did the turkey get kicked off the football team?

Because it kept *fowl*ing up the plays!