Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

This turkey is really *fowl-play*ing with my emotions!