Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea

Before I carve into this beautiful bird, I considered telling a joke about undercooked turkey...

...but I decided it wasn't quite *done* yet.