💍 Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningTuesday, June 23, 2026
We showed our wedding budget to our parents and asked for their input
Now we're having a wedding and buying them a house
More Wedding Jokes
My fiancé started out calm and collected during wedding planning.
Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.
My wife and I have been married long enough that we've really learned to share.
Especially the bathroom counter space, which she's learned to share by allowing me one tiny corner for my toothbrush.
I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him
He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'
My fiancé started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.
Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.
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