What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

I'm having a grape time at the wine festival, it's a crushing experience.

I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.

I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!