We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

Planning our wedding seating chart felt less like arranging guests and more like a high-stakes geopolitical summit.

We spent more time on the peace treaties than on the actual vows.

I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way

and now we haven't seen each other in weeks

My fiancé started out calm and collected during wedding planning.

Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.