We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

My wife and I decided to reorganize our closet to maximize space for both of us.

Now we have a perfectly organized 'her' side, and a small, designated pile for 'my' clothes in the corner.

Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.

By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.

Our wedding seating chart started as a simple grid of names.

By the end, it looked like a complex geopolitical map designed to prevent international incidents.