๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorThursday, July 2, 2026
I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way
and now we haven't seen each other in weeks
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We showed our wedding budget to our families
and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination
Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish
it starts out sweet, gets a little messy, but in the end, it's all about the ingredients you put into it, and these two have all the right ingredients
When you're dating, you might spend hours planning the perfect romantic gesture, sending flowers, or writing love letters.
But [Groom's Name], let me tell you, in marriage, you'll be a hero just for remembering to take out the trash, or refilling the toilet paper roll without being asked.
Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish
It starts out sweet, takes a little heat, and after a while, you're not sure what you've got, but you're stuck with it and it's still kind of delicious.
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