Marriage is like a beautiful puzzle

because even when you lose a few pieces, you still have a great picture, and the groom has finally found someone who can put up with him trying to force the wrong pieces to fit

I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person

We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget and a simple guest list.

Then our parents got involved, and now we're just trying to find a second mortgage to cover the open bar.

I remember when the groom used to spend his Saturdays glued to the TV, watching sports marathons and playing video games all day long.

Now, he spends his Saturdays helping the bride choose curtain fabric and learning the difference between ecru and ivory. That's not just love; that's dedication, folks.