So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius