In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together