In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.