Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a reality TV show

because every year we have a new cast of characters, a fresh set of alliances, and at least one dramatic exit before dessert

Why did the turkey refuse to play video games this Thanksgiving?

Because it already had enough drumsticks!