Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at Thanksgiving dinner?

Because he really brought his stuffing to the table!

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!