๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningSaturday, June 27, 2026
Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.
I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.
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I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art
it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law
We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that โ a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans
and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again
I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission
like 'Honey, can I watch the game tonight?' which really means 'Can I watch the game tonight without ruining my life?'
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