When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner

We tried to book our dream wedding venue a year and a half in advance.

Apparently, Saturdays in October are reserved for people who started planning their weddings in kindergarten.

We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.