๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastMonday, April 13, 2026
I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient
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On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.
Now, for 'date night' at home, my main concern is whether these sweatpants have enough elasticity left for a second helping of pizza.
We tried to book our dream wedding venue a year and a half in advance.
Apparently, Saturdays in October are reserved for people who started planning their weddings in kindergarten.
I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?
In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart
We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized
Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner
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