We tried to approach our wedding seating chart like a fun, strategic puzzle.

Turns out, it was more like hostage negotiations between warring family factions, with gravy boats as the only leverage.

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner