My wife and I have been married for ten years, and we've finally figured out who's responsible for what.

Turns out, we both think the other person is responsible for changing the toilet paper roll.

Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.

Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.