I went to the ocean and saw a shell that was having an identity crisis

It was feeling a little shell-shocked

I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.